Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Royal Couple

If i found a way to let the light in
I would cover you with rays
Watch you shine the whole world through
Make you the star to the world
Make you my one and only word
You alone, only you

I call to you today to remember me
For I may small a memory I may be
But my love shines over the sea
Always for you forever we be
One in a million a couple
The royal couple

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Thursday, July 19, 2012

How She/He Acts, How We React


            “Today she told me she was busy and couldn’t talk to me, yet she was on facebook for over half an hour chatting.” I get that a lot from people and true to the word, it has happened to me a lot. A lot of my friends (ladies) do that to me and yeah we all hate it.
            A small tip for you guys out there, don’t do the same though sometimes you may want to let her know how it feels. They won’t get it. They’ll get mad and if you explain, they’ll be even mo hard that you paying her back for her mistakes. Do not let the smoke turn black.
            As much as we may hate it, let’s try to live with it, or rather talk to them not via the phone or any other medium. You need to see their reaction and judge ‘em right and she also needs to know how you are letting it out.
            The truth here is, it is much easier to talk to a friend rather than your lover. Ladies and guys, y’all can attest to this. I don’t know why. If the girl does it it’s okey, if a guy does it you are in the wrong. That’s for another day.
            I aint sure of what am saying but my name is Cupid. When my head is right, more will come. Feel free to cheap in. C ya.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

How To Know She's The One


            There’s one question men truly fear wrestling with, “Is she the one?” or rather, “How do I know she’s the one?” it’s kind of hard to know that but this here is another way of getting a glimpse to know how.
Ø  Friends And Family Think She Is
She gets along with your family and friends. If there’s a clue that she doesn’t mix well with your family or friends, she may not like them or they may not like her, she may be the wrong one. Don’t let her go just cuz they don’t like one another, if you are sure of it, keep your relationship.
If your family sees what you see in her, keep her, if not, you know what to do.
Ø  Aint Scared By The Thought Of Marrying Her
If throughout the period of dating and engagement you haven’t doubted or gotten scared of marrying her, she’s the one. You’ve certainly watched movies where last minute changes occur and you may fear that to happen. But if you’ve never had doubts or fear, be cool, she’s it.
Ø  Less Drama
There can never lack arguments in a relationship. But if there’s constant arguments in your relationship with no kind of trial to a solution, then you aint going nowhere.
So when you fight, listen to one another, apologize and try to solve it all. Keep the drama to its minimal and if she helps in keeping it down, you got her right.
Manage your conflicts well.
Ø  Best Friend
There’s so much to a relationship than merely physical attraction. Time will come when that will be no more and the chemistry gone. Only friendship can hold you together then. If she’s your best friend, then know she’s the right one for you.
Ø  You Don’t Wanna Change Anything About Her
If there’s something about your girlfriend that you’ll wish to change and it bothers you, forget about the relationship. But if you look at her and you never think of changing anything about her, then know she’s the one. But don’t be confused by crazy emotions.
Ø  You Trust Her
If you have never trusted ladies but this time you do with her, she’s the one. You don’t object her in any way and you know no matter what you do she’ll always be close, you got it, but do not treat her badly with that notion, you’ll be doomed.
Ø  It Feels Right
If you have absolutely no doubt about her and your guts tell you you’re doing the right thing, you just got yourself the one. Let everything be right about you

            Knowing she’s the one is definitely a great task and if these help you am glad. But do not break your relationship over me. Am happy in mine, so be happy in yours. All the best fellas. Love Ya.www.facebook.com/thefunnyjoy

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

My Fear/Her

Saw her today again
Lost her the same in vain
If I could go past the pane
This window, won’t go insane
But I’d rather keep to me
For the world is not for me
Rejection is a fear of the might
Keeps me stuck out of sight


I made a vow to change my way
Gain strength and save the day
But up to now my faith still does sway
Belief in me would buy if I could pay
And end this shame of a just a stare
Day in day out to no one can compare
I drool on my window what a shame
I’d beat a dog at its game


I walked out of my world hoping for the best
Bright yellow the sun at its best
Today, my heart for sure will contest
And hopefully this should be my conquest
Then she walked by
Smiled I blushed and felt so shy
Looked away I don’t know why
Maybe couldn’t find the words to satisfy


Evening nears sunset always a dream
Sit next to her hold hands ooh I would scream
Beautiful scene set to satisfy sight
Coloured by birds as the take flight
I envy you as you fly together
If only this dream would last forever
I’d keep her close let go never
But to myself I keep and suffer


Am tired of all these stress
Now strength I have I guess
I’ll walk up to her and go like “Hi”
She’ll smile I’ll smile back my head high
No longer shy the fear now over
Great I feel reborn is Casanova
Lady I’ll respect and love you forever
Princess I’m your Prince forever.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

LoVe gOnE & StIlL lOvE

I tried my best but you walked away
I called for love but your heart went astray
Pain and sorrow came my way
My heart couldn't take it no more
My blood couldn't endure lesser colour
Thought of it, could have
Wanted to would have




I did try and I saw the light
Mine journey ending a simple flight
Stars faded that once bright
Clouds filled my sweet sky
Eyes couldn't stop but cry
Mind kept asking why
But the heart was thro' and needed a try

Felt the last pieces fading
My heart plainly just waiting
My soul simply going
The rope greatly tightening
Breath gone only gasping
Just when was on verge of kicking
I heard something calming



A sweet melody in my mind
So calming felt so kind
Knew that wasn't my destiny
Had to look at it great scrutiny
For life is precious
And love so gracious
I needed to be righteous

Am now back for love
Music gave me peace my dove
When even deep in curve
It calls and guides love to preserve
I like it when i can now do love
I can say it greatly am in love
Can you feel me calling you

Never lose hope when all goes down
Talk to me and I'll hold you down
Whether laughing stock of town
I make you laugh me your clown
Thank you God music you play
Now my heart will never go astray
Give me pain I'll always look away

I love you hate me or love me
I'll be with you just hear me.

Monday, March 12, 2012

What Women Want


Ever asked yourself what women really want. Most guys are clueless on this but don’t you worry Cupid is here to help so listen or rather read carefully. What women want.

Women want respect. Respect for who they are, where from and where headed. Respect their feelings. Recognize her moods and compliment her.
Women want a strong man who can overcome his negative thoughts and knows how to treat a lady. You should not be pushy or rather a pushover. You can check my post on impressing your lady here: http://cupidjomo.blogspot.com/2012/03/how-to-impress-your-lady.html
They need a guy who is open and honest about his feelings. Simply the truth. Gain the courage and confront her and tell her how she makes you feel. Most ladies despise men who do not have the guts to be honest with them.
Women need communication. Tell her what is on your mind. Men tend to think that telling women the truth will hurt them, thus they don’t talk it out. They’ll get hurt but it’s much better they know it early. Be a man. Why wait to use it against her in a fight? You are a gentleman. Tell her her faults and how best she can change them. Communicate.
Watch out you don’t spoil your chances. Do not go overboard with the honesty issue. Do not touch a lady’s behind in a pub when trying to get her to go home with you. Watch your ways. Don’t rush in direct to the point, for instance, do not tell a lady you are deeply attracted to her and you want to get down with her right there. Ever played with a donkey’s privates. Ha-ha, that’s a kick to your chest and you are done for. A simple smile, eye contact and just starting a conversation will tell her that you are interested.
Ladies want a man who is into grooming. What’s the essence of having a diva ready for the runway by your side and you look like you slept in a sewer. Do not give up grooming just because you have a girlfriend. It aint over yet. And if you looking for one, groom yourself and look good.
Women need you to be passionate about things in life, from your job to the bedroom and show that you are.
Be able to carry a decent conversation with her friends and family.
Have a good sense of humor. Be able to take a joke. If you do not know how, learn them from guys you trust.



Those are just a simple part of it. You can do that, can’t you? Try. See ya later right here.