Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Royal Couple

If i found a way to let the light in
I would cover you with rays
Watch you shine the whole world through
Make you the star to the world
Make you my one and only word
You alone, only you

I call to you today to remember me
For I may small a memory I may be
But my love shines over the sea
Always for you forever we be
One in a million a couple
The royal couple

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Thursday, July 19, 2012

How She/He Acts, How We React


            “Today she told me she was busy and couldn’t talk to me, yet she was on facebook for over half an hour chatting.” I get that a lot from people and true to the word, it has happened to me a lot. A lot of my friends (ladies) do that to me and yeah we all hate it.
            A small tip for you guys out there, don’t do the same though sometimes you may want to let her know how it feels. They won’t get it. They’ll get mad and if you explain, they’ll be even mo hard that you paying her back for her mistakes. Do not let the smoke turn black.
            As much as we may hate it, let’s try to live with it, or rather talk to them not via the phone or any other medium. You need to see their reaction and judge ‘em right and she also needs to know how you are letting it out.
            The truth here is, it is much easier to talk to a friend rather than your lover. Ladies and guys, y’all can attest to this. I don’t know why. If the girl does it it’s okey, if a guy does it you are in the wrong. That’s for another day.
            I aint sure of what am saying but my name is Cupid. When my head is right, more will come. Feel free to cheap in. C ya.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

How To Know She's The One


            There’s one question men truly fear wrestling with, “Is she the one?” or rather, “How do I know she’s the one?” it’s kind of hard to know that but this here is another way of getting a glimpse to know how.
Ø  Friends And Family Think She Is
She gets along with your family and friends. If there’s a clue that she doesn’t mix well with your family or friends, she may not like them or they may not like her, she may be the wrong one. Don’t let her go just cuz they don’t like one another, if you are sure of it, keep your relationship.
If your family sees what you see in her, keep her, if not, you know what to do.
Ø  Aint Scared By The Thought Of Marrying Her
If throughout the period of dating and engagement you haven’t doubted or gotten scared of marrying her, she’s the one. You’ve certainly watched movies where last minute changes occur and you may fear that to happen. But if you’ve never had doubts or fear, be cool, she’s it.
Ø  Less Drama
There can never lack arguments in a relationship. But if there’s constant arguments in your relationship with no kind of trial to a solution, then you aint going nowhere.
So when you fight, listen to one another, apologize and try to solve it all. Keep the drama to its minimal and if she helps in keeping it down, you got her right.
Manage your conflicts well.
Ø  Best Friend
There’s so much to a relationship than merely physical attraction. Time will come when that will be no more and the chemistry gone. Only friendship can hold you together then. If she’s your best friend, then know she’s the right one for you.
Ø  You Don’t Wanna Change Anything About Her
If there’s something about your girlfriend that you’ll wish to change and it bothers you, forget about the relationship. But if you look at her and you never think of changing anything about her, then know she’s the one. But don’t be confused by crazy emotions.
Ø  You Trust Her
If you have never trusted ladies but this time you do with her, she’s the one. You don’t object her in any way and you know no matter what you do she’ll always be close, you got it, but do not treat her badly with that notion, you’ll be doomed.
Ø  It Feels Right
If you have absolutely no doubt about her and your guts tell you you’re doing the right thing, you just got yourself the one. Let everything be right about you

            Knowing she’s the one is definitely a great task and if these help you am glad. But do not break your relationship over me. Am happy in mine, so be happy in yours. All the best fellas. Love Ya.www.facebook.com/thefunnyjoy

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

My Fear/Her

Saw her today again
Lost her the same in vain
If I could go past the pane
This window, won’t go insane
But I’d rather keep to me
For the world is not for me
Rejection is a fear of the might
Keeps me stuck out of sight


I made a vow to change my way
Gain strength and save the day
But up to now my faith still does sway
Belief in me would buy if I could pay
And end this shame of a just a stare
Day in day out to no one can compare
I drool on my window what a shame
I’d beat a dog at its game


I walked out of my world hoping for the best
Bright yellow the sun at its best
Today, my heart for sure will contest
And hopefully this should be my conquest
Then she walked by
Smiled I blushed and felt so shy
Looked away I don’t know why
Maybe couldn’t find the words to satisfy


Evening nears sunset always a dream
Sit next to her hold hands ooh I would scream
Beautiful scene set to satisfy sight
Coloured by birds as the take flight
I envy you as you fly together
If only this dream would last forever
I’d keep her close let go never
But to myself I keep and suffer


Am tired of all these stress
Now strength I have I guess
I’ll walk up to her and go like “Hi”
She’ll smile I’ll smile back my head high
No longer shy the fear now over
Great I feel reborn is Casanova
Lady I’ll respect and love you forever
Princess I’m your Prince forever.

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

LoVe gOnE & StIlL lOvE

I tried my best but you walked away
I called for love but your heart went astray
Pain and sorrow came my way
My heart couldn't take it no more
My blood couldn't endure lesser colour
Thought of it, could have
Wanted to would have




I did try and I saw the light
Mine journey ending a simple flight
Stars faded that once bright
Clouds filled my sweet sky
Eyes couldn't stop but cry
Mind kept asking why
But the heart was thro' and needed a try

Felt the last pieces fading
My heart plainly just waiting
My soul simply going
The rope greatly tightening
Breath gone only gasping
Just when was on verge of kicking
I heard something calming



A sweet melody in my mind
So calming felt so kind
Knew that wasn't my destiny
Had to look at it great scrutiny
For life is precious
And love so gracious
I needed to be righteous

Am now back for love
Music gave me peace my dove
When even deep in curve
It calls and guides love to preserve
I like it when i can now do love
I can say it greatly am in love
Can you feel me calling you

Never lose hope when all goes down
Talk to me and I'll hold you down
Whether laughing stock of town
I make you laugh me your clown
Thank you God music you play
Now my heart will never go astray
Give me pain I'll always look away

I love you hate me or love me
I'll be with you just hear me.

Monday, March 12, 2012

What Women Want


Ever asked yourself what women really want. Most guys are clueless on this but don’t you worry Cupid is here to help so listen or rather read carefully. What women want.

Women want respect. Respect for who they are, where from and where headed. Respect their feelings. Recognize her moods and compliment her.
Women want a strong man who can overcome his negative thoughts and knows how to treat a lady. You should not be pushy or rather a pushover. You can check my post on impressing your lady here: http://cupidjomo.blogspot.com/2012/03/how-to-impress-your-lady.html
They need a guy who is open and honest about his feelings. Simply the truth. Gain the courage and confront her and tell her how she makes you feel. Most ladies despise men who do not have the guts to be honest with them.
Women need communication. Tell her what is on your mind. Men tend to think that telling women the truth will hurt them, thus they don’t talk it out. They’ll get hurt but it’s much better they know it early. Be a man. Why wait to use it against her in a fight? You are a gentleman. Tell her her faults and how best she can change them. Communicate.
Watch out you don’t spoil your chances. Do not go overboard with the honesty issue. Do not touch a lady’s behind in a pub when trying to get her to go home with you. Watch your ways. Don’t rush in direct to the point, for instance, do not tell a lady you are deeply attracted to her and you want to get down with her right there. Ever played with a donkey’s privates. Ha-ha, that’s a kick to your chest and you are done for. A simple smile, eye contact and just starting a conversation will tell her that you are interested.
Ladies want a man who is into grooming. What’s the essence of having a diva ready for the runway by your side and you look like you slept in a sewer. Do not give up grooming just because you have a girlfriend. It aint over yet. And if you looking for one, groom yourself and look good.
Women need you to be passionate about things in life, from your job to the bedroom and show that you are.
Be able to carry a decent conversation with her friends and family.
Have a good sense of humor. Be able to take a joke. If you do not know how, learn them from guys you trust.



Those are just a simple part of it. You can do that, can’t you? Try. See ya later right here.

How To Impress Your Lady


Want to impress your lady. Go simple on these and something great will work out. This is how you treat them right.

Listen to her. Listen until she has nothing more to say and when she’s done, do not speak. Just listen. It is hard, I know, but if you want the relationship to go on well, just listen. A time will come when you’ll want to scream out a solution to a problem but don’t, just listen. It shows you care.
Hug her like always. Keep the fire of your love burning with a simple hug now and then. When you meet. When you part. When talking. Hug her as much as you can.
Always be truthful or rather do not lie. A woman can forgive anything, but she won’t accept disrespect. If you stare at another woman and she catches you, let it out. You did it. Don’t start with the I liked the board behind her. Do not lie. You drank your salary out, say it. You bought your best friend some drinks and forgot your anniversary, say it as it is.
Be stable and have a sense of order. A woman needs to see balance. If you say something, be sure you live up to it. “I’ll be in for dinner at seven.” Be there at seven. If you are going to be late, what’s it going to hurt by calling? Call. Do not control, just support. Do not disempower the one you love. In love dependability is synonymous with trust. So share your problems and solutions.
Did you try to avoid this? Naaaa. Love her. Women need love. Show them love. Give them the whole of it. Do not hold some back. They need it all. Embrace it and show it always. It does not matter the hour or situation. You’ll have nothing to fear from love.
Fred Cuellar says women want to be happy like we men. Learn their language and all will be well. Listen when you’d rather speak, hug instead of just walking away, tell the truth till it hurts, be a man she can depend on and love her like you love yourself.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Unlock Your Potential

Most people tend to get satisfied when they accomplish their goal in life. Question is, is that all that you can do? We all have great potential that lies deep in us waiting to be unlocked. There's a lot of talent in us that we should learn to let out. Do not let that talent go down with you. Why should you be just contented with what you have achieved? You can do much more. That is not the end of your potential. You may have done something great in your life but you do not have to stop there. Strive for more. When a vehicle is made, a speedometer is placed in it. When driving the vehicle, rarely does one floor the accelerator pedal. People try to limit how fast the vehicle goes. Try to ask yourself how fast the vehicle can move. If you keep pressing that pedal, the vehicle will keep increasing the speed. Not many people are willing to drive their cars at a super fast speed. The same applies to themselves. Not many people are willing to unlock their potential. You can do greater than you are right now only if you stop limiting yourself to the level you've already achieved. I was able to record my first song. That was my big dream. To just record a song and I'd be happy. I am happy. But that is not the end. I'm writing more songs and am planning to make it big. Watch this space. I believe in me. Believe in you, yourself. It doesn't matter what people think of you. It's what you think of yourself that matters first, then others opinions. If you do not trust yourself, how do you expect others to trust you. You are worth much more. Go for a greater you. Unlock your potential.

Is it love? It is love

Ever asked yourself this question, 'Is it love?' Many have, but here are a few things you need to try and check out. Try and ask yourself this simple questions. Maybe or maybe not this may work. Just check yourself. Is it a feeling never felt before? Is it a yearning never had before? Is it a thirst that you can't quench? Is it a hunger can't be satisfied? Is it a pain never felt before? Is it a dream never dreamt before? Is it a cry that you can't stop? Is it a laughter that is so sweet? You try too much but you can't sleep Always on your mind can't fade away It's a feeling in you that is so sweet Super super super fantasy A fire that's burning from within A fear that you just can't explain You get that feeling like a fairytale A wish that is coming true If it's so, it's a melody Some kind of wind that calms you A voice from within calling out your name Yes it's love Ask yourself, "Is it love?" "Is it love?" "Is it love?" Yes, IT IS LOVE.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Love, Relationship & Life: Campus Love: The crazy side

Love, Relationship & Life: Campus Love: The crazy side

Campus Love: The crazy side

Last semester I experienced something crazy between a couple in the university. Love is amazing, as I always say. Love is blind, as they always say. But how we relate to it really matters. In campus, most relationships are not that stable as they seem. Some of the parties involved may really not be into the relationship whereas their partners are deep to the roots into it. This couple lived together for the semester, another problem creator. The guy provided for the lady all through and you can guess he was also getting some. In short we can say, they were fine and happy with it all. Two weeks to the end of the semester, trouble started. Arguments and all. All this instituted by the guy. The guy would ask the girl to pay him all the money he had used to feed her for the whole semester. They quarrelled for long and before I could find out what happened next, they moved to a different location. Is it advisable to live with your lover while still in school? Many would love this but trouble is bound to arise. Probably this guy got tired of the girl and sought a way out. Staying together when you are still young is bound to create monotony in your lives thus the temptation to stray. Or rather move out of the relationship. Crazy as it seems, it happens. Are you ready to live with someone this early in life? Do you truly believe you are meant to be together for life? Do you truly believe you are on the right track? Love them wisely.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

What more is worse? Dreadful night.

I'm sitting on my balcony reminiscing about the past. My life with my wife and kids. All the laughter that filled the house like the rays of the sun fill the earth upon a clear sky. As I am drawn to this illusion, my eyes fill with tears as I come to realise that no more of that laughter, sweet and melodious, will come my way again. It's all gone. It all happened a year ago after my wedding anniversary. We had just landed back from the Carribean Islands where we renewed our vows and just had fun with our two lovely dolls, Jacy and Stacy. We landed at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport at around seven o'clock in the evening and headed straight home. Our househelp prepared a light meal for us before she left for her house. After dinner, Jacy and Stacy went to sleep immediately and my wife and I followed shortly after. As I got into bed, the phone rang. I picked it up and a hoarse cold voice asked for me. "Speaking," I answered. "Get ready for the night of your life!" the voice told me. "Wha..wha..what do you mean?" "Just get ready!" "But -" There was a loud bang on the door before I could finish my sentence. I heard the door crashing down and footsteps running up the stairs. The phone slid out of my hand and it crashed on the floor. My wife looked at me in consternation but there was no time to explain. I heard Jacy scream for me while Stacy called out to my wife. For a moment I was confused, then I remembered I had a gun. I reached for the drawer case beside my bed but before I got my gun out, my bedroom door crashed into the room. Three Goliaths of men stood before my wife and I with rifles. We were ordered to get down to the living room. In the living room, my twin daughters lay gagged on the floor. My wife and I were thrown to the ground and gagged. Then the ordeal started. I was forced to watch as my wife and twelve-year old daughters were mutilated. They were raped for more than an hour and I could see blood all over. I felt a strong pain at the back of my neck as darkness overcame my world. When I regained consciousness, the room was empty except for the bodies of my lovely ladies. I crawled to my two daughters but they were already cold with death. My wife was writhing in pain and she grew cold in my arms. My wife, an epitome of pulchritude, was no more. "God, why this? Why should this happen to me?" I cried out in pain. My world was shattered and was crumbling down before me. I felt as though the world was turning its back on me. I wished the ground could open up and swallow me alive. I pulled myself onto my feet and tried to reach for my phone but I collapsed. I woke up a week later in a hospital room. That was a year ago, now I live alone in peace. The memories of that fateful night still haunt me. A tear or two drops when I remember of it all. The laughter of my two little angels is what keeps me going day by day. That's the worst experience I'll ever have in my life. Peace.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Never Lose Hope

As a student, I have come to realize that most people tend to give up in life way too soon. Life is a game that we set the rules. So a question Iask myself is, why should I let go of something I created, just because it isn’t going as I expected? No matter how hard things seem to be, never lose hope. You may be down and under for longbut who knows, your success may just be around the corner. Die hard football fans can really succeed in life. Just look at them. Take a true Arsenal fan for instance, eight goals down by Manchester United and a disappointing start of a season, but he still sticks there. Same with a true Manchester United fan after a humiliating defeat by rivals Manchester City. My advice, be like a true football fan. Don’t lose hope. Stick there and it will all work out. When all hope is gone and you’re on the verge of giving up, a ray of light presents itself. So open your eyes wide and check yourself fly into prosperity.

Make Your Love, Why Wait.

If you are waiting for Mr. Right to come out of nowhere and be with you, or for a knight in shining armour to sweep you off your feet and you live happily ever after like in them fairy tales, think again and call out my name. I am Cupid. Many a time we wait for the perfect person to come meet you but my dear ladies, ’tis not thateasy. What I mean is, if you are waiting for perfection, you are sort of doomed. The ones that will appear perfect may possibly be just any goon in for fun and then he disappears. Watch your step. Try and make the one you meet perfect, that in result will perfect your love with the fairy tale effect of bliss all through to eternity. You have to risk it all if you really need to get to that destination that you are aiming at in love. Waiting for long will leave you with the stupid ones who are just there for the goods and ’tis over before you know it. Your knight in shinning armour turning out to be nothing but just a pervert in need of sexual redemption (i don’t even know what that means). Watch out you do not fall into the golddigger profile. Love is not about the money, you will fight for the money and end up with a golddigger guy. Guyz are not that holy in that. They can be the worst gold diggers out there. Love me for who I am. If you feel a pulling towards me, let’s hit it off, but do not rush too deep, be on the watch, anything can happen. I may not be that good. Do not wait for your prince or your knight in shinning armour, your destiny may be to create one. You may create one for yourself or you may be creating one for others. Haha. Be safe

Is He True?

Ever wondered if your man is true to you or not? Yes, you have. I know that. Many ladies have that question in the back of their minds: is he true to me?
If he cares about you, he should tell you so. Watch out for the little things he does to you. Most men may not be down to the romantic type. They may not openly let their feelings known to you. Don't blame them, they are that shy.
If he has the courage to always tell you that he loves you, he is a prince. But wait, is he trying to cover up something? Most men go sweet when they have gone wrong. But do not judge on this. You may be wrong and end up losing it all.
Do not blame me.
Do not test a man's love for you. With persistence, he may fail the test. This does not mean that he cares less about you. If he can't talk about it, he may be embarrassed. But don't just test him.
Love is all about trust. If you do not trust him, why are you even in the relationship? Trust your man. Do not taste him.
Is he true? Ask him. He won't bite.